10 melhores frases da série de livros “O Guia do Mochileiro das Galáxias”.

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E tem gente que compra livro de auto ajuda ainda……tudo que você precisa saber sobre a vida está nessa série de livros.

Que Douglas Adams era genial, não há como negar. O sarcasmo, o humor e o questionamento dos fatos da vida, contidos na série de livros “O Guia do Mochileiro das Galáxias“, são maravilhosos. O VacaNerd apresenta a vocês, dez ótimo trechos dos livros.

1 - “A tecnologia para tornar algo invisível é tão infinitamente complexa que, é muito mais simples e eficaz remover a coisa e esquecer o assunto.”

2 - “No início, o universo foi criado. Isso irritou profundamente muitas pessoas e, no geral, foi encarado como uma péssima idéia.

3 - “Jamais, em hipótese alguma, deixe um Vogon ler poesias para você.”

4 - ” Foi o que eu sempre pensei sobre aquela história do Jardim do Éden – disse Ford.
– O quê?
– O Jardim do Éden. A árvore. A maçã. Essa parte, lembra?
– Lembro, claro que eu lembro.
– O tal de Deus põe uma macieira no meio de um jardim e diz “Vocês dois podem fazer o que vocês quiserem aqui, mas não comam essa maçã”. Obviamente eles comem a maçã, então Deus pula de trás de uma moita gritando: “Peguei vocês, peguei vocês!”. Não faria a menor diferença se eles não tivessem comido a maçã.
– Por que não?
– Olha, quando você está lidando com alguém que tem esse tipo de mentalidade – mais ou menos a mesma das pessoas que deixam um chapéu na calçada com um tijolo embaixo para os outros chutarem –  pode ter certeza de que ele não vai desistir. Ele vai acabar te pegando.”

5 - “O Guia do Mochileiro das Galáxias já substituiu a grande Enciclopédia Galáctica. Em primeiro lugar, é ligeiramente mais barato; em segundo lugar, traz na capa, em letras garrafais e amigáveis, a frase NÃO ENTRE EM PÂNICO.

6 - “Existe uma teoria que diz que, se um dia alguém descobrir exatamente para que serve o Universo e por que ele está aqui, ele desaparecerá instantaneamente e será substituído por algo ainda mais estranho e inexplicável. Existe uma segunda teoria que diz que isso já aconteceu.”
7 - “Eis o que diz a Enciclopédia Galáctica a respeito do álcool: é um líquido volátil e incolor formado pela fermentação dos açúcares. Acrescenta ainda que o álcool tem o efeito de inebriar certas formas de vida baseadas em carbono.

O Guia do Mochileiro das Galáxias também menciona o álcool. Diz que o melhor drinque que existe é a Dinamite Pangaláctica.

Afirma que o efeito de beber uma Dinamite Pangaláctica é como ter seu cérebro esmagado por uma fatia de limão colocada em volta de uma grande barra de ouro.

O Guia do Mochileiro também lhe dirá quais os planetas em que se preparam as melhores Dinamites Pangalácticas, quanto irá custar uma dose e quais as ONGs existentes para ajudar você a se recuperar posteriormente.

O Guia do Mochileiro ensina até mesmo como preparar a bebida por conta própria. Eis o que diz o livro:

Pegue uma garrafa de Aguardente Janx.

Misture-a com uma dose de água dos mares de Santragino V- ah, essa água dos mares de Santragino ., diz. Ah, os peixes de Santragino .

Deixe que três cubos de Megagim Arturiano sejam dissolvidos na mistura (se não foi congelado da maneira correta, perde-se a benzina).

Deixe que quatro litros de gás dos pântanos de Falia borbulhem através da mistura em memória de todos aqueles mochileiros bem-aventurados que morreram de prazer nos pântanos de Falia.

Vaca flutuar, no verso de uma colher de prata, uma dose de extrato de Hipermenta Qualactina, plena da fragrância inebriante das sombrias Zonas Qualactinas, sutil, doce e mística.

Acrescente um dente de Tigre Solar Algoliano. Veja-o dissolver-se, espalhando os fogos dos sóis Algolianos no âmago do drinque.

Jogue uma pitadinha de Zânfuor.

Acrescente uma azeitona.

Agora é só beber… mas… com muito cuidado…”

8 - “Um dos maiores problemas encontrados em viajar no tempo não é vir a se tornar acidentalmente seu próprio pai ou mãe. Não há nenhum problema em tornar-se seu próprio pai ou mãe com que uma família de mente aberta e bem ajustada não possa lidar. Também não há nenhum problema em relação a mudar o curso da história – o curso da história não muda porque todas as peças se juntam como num quebra-cabeça. Todas as mudanças importantes já ocorreram antes das coisas que deveriam mudar e tudo se resolve no final. O problema maior é simplesmente gramatical.”

9 - ”O Universo, como já foi dito anteriormente, é um lugar desconcertantemente grande, um fato que, para continuar levando uma vida tranquila, a maioria das pessoas tende a ignorar.”

10- “Você acha que o seu problema é sério? E eu? O que faço se eu sou um robô maníaco depressivo? Não, nem tente responder; eu sou 50 mil vezes mais inteligente que você e nem eu sei a resposta. Só ao tentar me colocar no seu nível intelectual, fico com dor de cabeça.”

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